Pam is Jay's personified sex pillow and later the mother of their human-pillow lovechild, Scorpion. She made her first appearance as a character in "Pillow Talk".
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In "Sleepover: A Harrowing Ordeal of Emotional Brutality", Jay shows Nick and Andrew his fuck pillow. It is a pillow with a slit cut into the bottom, which he calls a "husband stitch". Jay heats up two ziploc bags of Amy's Organic Lentil Soup at exactly 98.6 degrees and places them in the pillow slit so that he can have sex with it.
Pam makes her first appearance in her personified form in "Pillow Talk" when she and Jay have sex. Pam admits to Jay that she's pregnant. Jay freaks out as he's not ready to be a father, as he's only 13. Pam freaks out too, as she thought that Jay was 40, given the kinds of comments he made during sex. After a long-winded debate about whether or not they should abort it, Pam finally says that she's going to keep the kid. At the end of the episode, Pam gives birth to the baby, who looks more like Kurt than it does, Jay. Pam admits that she temporarily cheated on Jay with Kurt but Jay is okay with that and names the baby Scorpion. However, Jay refuses to take care of Scorpion and sends Pam off to take care of him on her own.
In "Am I Normal?" Jay and Jessi come across Pam and Scorpion well hitch hiking and Pam grows a almost instant distaste for Jessi, calling her a bitch because she asked Jay who Pam was, eventually recounting all the good times she and Jay had possibly just to make Jessi jealous, at then end of what must have been a very awkward ride for Jessi, Pam tells Jay that the driver uses her for “lumber support” then begs Jay to take her with him (despite the fact that she was the one who had left Jay), unfortunately for Pam,Jay turns her down for Jessi and leaves her and Scorpion never seeing them again.